a man with answers

Me: "why are you so darn cute?!"
K: "Because God made me that way"

heave ho!

After using the toilet, K was having trouble getting his pants up and cried out, "My pants are too heavy!"

necktie

I wore this scarf today, one of my students said she liked my"necktie."

splash

Today one of my students fell in the toilet.

I heard him calling, "I fell in the toilet."

I came to check, and surely he had. The bottom of his shirt was a little wet, and his buns were all wet. Someone had left the toilet seat up.