a man with answers

Me: "why are you so darn cute?!"
K: "Because God made me that way"

heave ho!

After using the toilet, K was having trouble getting his pants up and cried out, "My pants are too heavy!"

necktie

I wore this scarf today, one of my students said she liked my"necktie."

splash

Today one of my students fell in the toilet.

I heard him calling, "I fell in the toilet."

I came to check, and surely he had. The bottom of his shirt was a little wet, and his buns were all wet. Someone had left the toilet seat up.

art interpretations

Here's an excerpt from P. D. Eastman's book Are You My Mother?:

Three-year-old D commented, "That's not a cow. See, it has horns. That's a water buffalo"

Of all things, a water buffalo. And he said it so matter-of-factly.

a new take on a classic children's song

K was singing away as he was waiting for the rest of the friends to finish up in the potty,

"I've got the joy joy joy joy down in my hole."

Mrs. Nicole realized he'd got the lyrics a little off, "It's HEART. Down in my HEART!"